Don't Go Into The Light

After the pathetic rumor-mongering about drinking being the cause of Dick Cheney's hunting accident, after the MSM's seething attacks on the White House because it was scooped by a small-town paper, after all the cruel jokes at the expense of a man still in serious medical trouble, you'd think the left had run out of fresh ways to exploit the situation.

You'd be wrong. Bob Cesca regurgitating raw sewage on Huffington Post:

Sirius radio's Alex Bennett just broke a rumor that the delay in reporting the news that Cheney shot an old man in the heart was due to an effort to hide or spin Cheney's female companion.

Pamela Willeford (shown right), ambassador to Switzerland and -- yes -- Liechtenstein, was part of the hunting excursion with Cheney and Whittington. And according to Willeford's account, Cheney and the ambassador were side-by-side when the shooting of Whittington took place.

The vice president's Secret Service detail had to decide what to do with Willeford by way of perhaps covering up her relationship with Cheney, and thus the delay in reporting the news.

The rumor goes that Lynn Cheney isn't happy with Cheney's close relationship with Willeford.

Again, just a rumor.

But obviously a rumor you thought was worth repeating, right Bob? Absolutely disgusting.

Added: Cenk Uygur swims in the toilet as well, but with a twist: "It's possible that the only thing more damaging than the Vice President shooting someone might be his mistress shooting someone."

Also, for those that place credence in these vile rumors, apparently Willeford's husband was also on the ranch. Any remorse? Cenk:

"I just read RJ's piece where Tucker Carlson confronted him with the "fact" that Willeford's husband was also on the ranch. First of all that's pretty kinky, Dicky. Second of all, how do we know they didn't chopper the dude in after the quail hit the fan? Third of all, this theory was fun while it lasted"

All that hatred is twisting their minds...