Don't Go Into The Light

Via AP/Yahoo:

CORVALLIS, Ore. - A main ingredient in beer may help prevent prostate cancer and enlargement, according to a new study. But researchers say don't rush out to stock the refrigerator because the ingredient is present in such small amounts that a person would have to drink more than 17 beers to benefit.

I know a few people for whom 17 beers in one day is no real hurdle. Of course, you'd need that much beer to wash down 47 grilled cheese sandwiches in one meal. Me, I don't drink very often and have a very low tolerance, but if it's for my health, I'm willing to learn.

So if I have a prescription, does that keep the bartender from cutting me off? And when is my insurance company going to add beer to the formulary (since it's now a preventative medicine)? I should be able to purchase 510 beers (1 month's supply) for my usual co-pay of $5.00 (or $15.00 for better brands).

Update (12 June 06, 9pm EST) Of course, some may risk cancer due to fears of cirrhosis of the liver - may I suggest Irish coffee?